I have come across many anti-Jesuit conspiracy theories over the years – the one where we control all the Jews in the world, the one where we set up the Federal Reserve to help us finance World War 1, how we arranged for the Titanic to sink…
But it was only recently that I learned that we were responsible for the UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico!
Skeptic Robert Blaskiewicz quotes conspiracy theorist Eric Jon Phelps:
There are no such things as aliens. The ‘Grays’ are creations of the Jesuits in their deep underground military bases through their genetic experimentation. All the grays are hybrids. They cannot reproduce; they live short lives; they are lesser than what a man is—that’s one of the signs of a hybrid. What I maintain is that the Jesuits have perfected their antigravity craft, and god knows what other technology, and so what they did when they crashed at Roswell, they put those little creatures in there.
I must not be trusted by my brother Jesuits, even after all these years. I haven’t been to a single underground military base and no one has let me play with an anti-gravity craft.
It’s not fair!