A friend sent me this and, although I don’t usually pass on jokes, this one snagged my funny bone.
A Catholic man goes into the confessional box.
He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap and fine Irish whiskey.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.
Then the priest comes in.
The man says, “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession.
However, I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days.”
The priest replies, “Get out. You’re on my side.”