Several years ago, I went out for a drink with a group of Jesuit novices. We were sitting enjoying our beer when the waitress came up and said, “I’m sorry to disturb you, but all the staff here are dying to know what kind of group you are.”
One the guys asked her, “Who do you think we might be?” She explained that some thought we were a rugby team, but others said that we weren’t rowdy enough. Someone apparently thought that we might be a group of gynecologists!
After a few further guesses, another of the novices broke in and explained that we were, in fact, a group of Jesuits. The waitress looked directly at him and announced, “Oh. I wouldn’t know anything about that… I’m a Catholic myself.”