Blame Nikolaas Santobin for making me laugh.
An Augustinian, a Franciscan and a Jesuit die and go to heaven.
Jesus asks each one: “If you could go back to Earth, what you would you do differently with your life?”
The Augustinian thought for a moment and said: “There are so many sins in the world. If I could go back, I would do my best to stop people from sinning.”
The Franciscan said: “There is so much misery in the world. If I could go back, I would try to convince people to share their wealth with the poor.”
The Jesuit looked at Jesus and said, “If I could go back, I’d choose another doctor.”